Bless you listener, for you have sinned...AND YOU REALLY HAVE SINNED! As you know, Buckcherry is coming to The CenturyLink Center with Kid Rock on February 13th (the day before Valentine's Day) , and since the new BC album is called 'Confessions', we thought it would be fun to ask you to step into the 99X Confessional, and share your sins for a shot at a pair of tickets to the Buckcherry/Kid Rock concert, a meet and greet experience with Kid Rock, and a $50 gift certificate to the Fun Shop Too!

Well, the sins rolled in! Everything from 'Meh' sins to Penthouse Forum quality stuff. And a few I'm sure are felonies. Now it's time to vote, with the 7 top vote getters (the 7 Deadly Sins, so to speak...) scoring tickets, Buckcherry meet & greet passes, and a gift certificate for the Fun Shop Too!

Check out the sins, and vote for your favorite at the bottom of the page:

Almost don't know where to start...when I was 16, my mom, me and my ex were watching movies. Mom fell asleep in the recliner she was in so we had sex in the other recliner a few feet away while she was sleeping. Oh yeah and when that same ex and I got married a few years later, what he didn't know was that I had slept with one of his groomsmen, whose wife was one of my bridesmaids - signed 'If the Chair is Rockin'
So me and my man were getting it on and at the time I was pregnant. We saw some blood so I went to check thinking he done killed my baby! He took me to the hospital and found out that my husband had tore another hole in my tutu! Guess you get a little dry being prego! I was relieved my sweet baby was ok but shocked that you could actually do that! - signed 'Backdoor Love'
The last time I went to confession I mentioned that I was confessing that I had partaken in the sins of the flesh. The priest asked me how many men I have been with and I said "about 70." He almost passed out and asked if they were all one-night stands or mulitple times. Without flenching, I proudly proclaimed that I was so good that they often would come back for seconds. Needless to say I got mulitple Hail Mary's and he probably wouldn't want to know the number that I am at now! =) - signed 'Going for a Record'
So, my ex fiance' cheated on me. Then, the girl ended up pregnant. He decided to marry her because "it was the right thing to do". Well, I was bitter! I hated him and hated her even more because she knew he was engaged to me and still did what she did anyway. So to get my revenge, I put my girlfriends to work. We found out when and where he was having his bachelor party. So my girls and I showed up at the same bar and "ran" into him and his crew. I was flirting with my ex and showing him how bad he screwed up when all of a sudden, he pulled me outside. We ended up in the back of his rented limo and had sex! The next weekend was their wedding. My sneaky girlfriends found out the bride to be was getting her hair done for her wedding at the same salon one of my friends worked. So, still working on my revenge, I thought "I think it's time to get my roots done!" I en ded up sitting 2 chairs away from the blushing bride at the salon. While I was getting my hair done by my BFF, we just HAD to gossip about my eventful weekend I had a week ago! The bride "overheard" us talking (she knew who I was, but didn't know I knew who she was) and ran out to call her groom! They got in a HUGE fight but still got married that day. They both said their vows that day, he wanting me and her hating me. It ruined their wedding day- which is EXACTLY what I wanted! It obviously ruined their marriage too, because not long after that they were divorced. He ended up loosing a ton of money toward alimony and child support and she ended up being young and single mom with 2 kids. As for me, I was happy with the way everything turned out. I moved on, found a great guy and never lost a wink of sleep at night! - signed 'A Woman Scorned'
I haven't been sinful enough for this contest. I just wanna be honest in saying I really wanna go to the concert & hope maybe my fellow rockers will help a hard working single mom out by voting for me. I could tell a story about me being the other women with a good friend of mine, but it isn't that great of a my fingers are crossed that people will be kind & enjoy my unconventional way of trying to win this contest. - signed 'I Don't Have a Chance in Hell'
When I was a freshman in high school I would sneak out at night, get in my mom's car and push it back down the driveway so I could start it without waking them up. I would then drive to my girlfriends house and sneak into her bedroom window.That was some good sex!! Knowing her dad could walk in at anytime made it even better. Neither of our parents ever new. Good times!!!! - signed 'The Night Prowler'
This all happened about 8 years ago. Me and a few buddies always go to the same bar here in Shreveport on Saturday afternoons to get shit-faced and play Golden Tee. Being "regulars" we new most of the patrons. Well, two of those patrons were a lesbian couple, both older than us. The "man" in the relationship was in her mid 50's and the femine one was in her late 40's's. For some reason we had always hit it off and I would spend alot of time with them drinking while I was there with my buddies. One WAY DRUNK Saturday afternoon after at least 10 jeager shots, my buddies bet me 500.00 that I couldnt hook up with them. So, not thinking I had a chance, I put my charm into action. After sitting with them and having countless shots and drinks, i made my proposal. Explaining to themwhat the bet was, they laughed and said something like well if we were going to have a gu y in bed it would be you. I almost shit my pants.... I actually have a shot at this. Well I ended up going home with them. I fucked both of them and then the older of the couple pulled her fake teeth out and gave me a gum job to finish me off. I passed out in their bed only to be awaken by the butch chick fucking my ass with a strapon dildo, OUCH!!!!!! Finally convincing her to stop, I passed back out. The next morning i got my shit together and left, telling them, "seeya next saturday." Oh yeah and I took a pic of us when we were fucking for proof to win the bet. A few saturdays later, we were at the bar and the femine chick came in alone. After talking for a few minutes she told me she wanted to fuck again. We went out to my truck and I pounded her till she made me stop. After that I gave her my number and said " just call when you need it." and laughed. About a week later, what do ya know, she called. We started a couple times a month fuck relationship. Ab out 6 months into our "friends with benefits" relationship, she called me and told me Judy had left town and for me to come over. We went out drinking and then came back home for a fuck marathon. I passed out and woke up to screaming. Judy, the man in the relationship had come home early and caught us in bed. I tried to calm her down, NO FUCKING DICE! She proceeded to beat the shit out of me, dragging me out of the house with only my tee-shirt on. I had no keys to my truck, no pants, shoes or anything else. THANK GOD for the spare key I had duck taped to the inside of the bumper. So in this whole deal, i won 500 bucks to get fucked by in the ass by a MAN CHICK, get my ass kicked by a MAN CHICK, and got to drive home naked. To this day my buddies dont know I got fucked in the ass...... by the way, it was FUCKING HORRIBLE! - signed Megasauras
I drink mike hard lemonade - signed 'I Swear I'm Not Gay!'
I like to have sex in public places - signed 'Attention Whore'
I swear I am all 50 shades of fucked up. From being completely celibate for two whole years because I knew my husband had cheated on me with many women, I moved back to my home town and got divorced. However, moving back I did not know that I would participate in as many as 3 affairs, broke up 2 relationships, and had my fair share of relations with as many as 8 guys and 2 women, but to have at least 4 fall for me and give me gifts such as clothing, lingerie, and jewelry for coming to see them and staying with them for a night. In one affair, the woman approached me to sleep with her husband because she could not longer satisfy her husband’s needs, in another affair I am more than a lover but a confidant to his troubling relationship because his wife will not listen nor participate in having sex with him, and the other affair was because we had wanted and lusted for ea ch other since I had turned 18, but never pursued the interest until now…to the women of my relationships, I taught them bondage and tied them up and taught them to play with knifes while having sex, however the kinky knife play was self satisfying as well as gratifying to the other individual who wanted to experience a deeper more sadistic version of my world. As far as breaking up relationships, it was bound to happen anyways. Hell, I even turned a southern preachers son into a slapping ass raving crazy person that can’t get enough….As far as the gifts/compensation, I don’t mind, but if I am to maintain a certain level composure for myself I require that it is up front. With at most of 29 contacts in my phone that is waiting for me to blow their minds, or something else, with my many talents I believe my lustfulness has cost me every chance at heaven…but that’s for you to decide. - 'The Girl Next Door'
Back in 1991 my friend Anita wanted to have a party at her house, her mother had gone out of town for the weekend. There was four couples spending the weekend at her house. On Saturday I was hooked up with my girlfriend in a bedroom. After having sex with her late that night/morning, I went to the bathroom to flush the condom down the toilet? On my way there I passed through the living room, There I seen a box of Ritz crackers...Yes! I put my used condom in that box of crackers, closed the box, and put it back in the kitchen cabinet.

A week later my friend Anita was furious towards me. She asked me if I had put a condom in that box of crackers? Her mother sat down to eat a salad with those crackers and reached in and pulled out a nasty used condom!!

I denied everything and blamed it on my friend Tony. Because I was sweet and innocent nice guy. We all still laugh about that to this day and Tony denied it also. However I did confess to Tony that I was the culprit of that prank.

That was one nasty prank that I still laugh so hard about to this day that I cry thinking about.

Signed..."You want cheese on those crackers?"
One night my girlfriend and I had gone to the park in the local cemetary (sounds odd, but it's a really small town.) Being high school kids, there was one thing we liked to do whenever we could find a time and a place. We said what the hell?! We have time and here is a place. we had no blanket just layed down in the grass. I avoided looking at the headstones cuz it felt a little wrong, but at the same time I must say it was a turn on. - 'Is That a Zombie in Your Pants?'
For years floating the caddo river in Arkadelphia, Arkansas had been a great way to cut loose and let the beer flow almost completely free of police regulation and laws of modern society. We would travel about an hour from the town that I live for small parties and gatherings during the summer months….This would soon end as local police and game wardens began patrolling the area and spreading their tyranny on anyone who was looking for a good time. I got a “drinking in public” $150 ticket for having beer on the bank of the river without any kind of warning (its legal to have beer ON the river) so I was pretty furious at this vulgar display of power, even after I was cooperative and respectful to the police. I could have let it go, but instead I sought revenge. In the weeks following I advertised and planned and schemed to have the biggest most outlandish float tr ip that river had ever seen. I made youtube videos advertising the event and posters that refereed to the Clark County police simply as “bitches.” News of this event soon spread across the area and when we arrived that morning we had over 150 strong ready to raise hell and make the river in that small conservative town look like Bourbon Street. We succeeded and we made that river our bitch with badass homemade ice chest boom boxes, beer funnels and jugs of mixed liquor. Little did I know that the police had also got word of this event and made me public enemy #1. Half way down the river we ran into a river block, just like a DWI checkpoint on the highway except it was in the water. Game wardens spread across the river and police on the banks. We also learned that two people out of huge group were undercover cops floating with us so they could point out who had illegal drugs. After I had an intoxicated standoff with police where I chanted “F@%* the police” over and o ver and also recited a few lines from “Dope-F the police” Me and 22 others were taken to jail. Some say my crusade just led many into the belly of the beast, but I say that I led them to liberty..they may have taken over $1,000 from me in fines for my sins against society, but they will never take my FREEDOM!! Signed-Public Enemy #1

(PS. I actually used Buckcherry as the music in the, coincidence?…I think not) (video of the ticket) (vdeo of the revenge party)

I've been pondering whether or not to post here because, well, I feel kinda crazy doing it, but here goes. When I was 28, I was involved with a somewhat older man. We had an open relationship type of arrangement, even though we lived together. We were allowed to seek whatever bedmates we wanted, but were not allowed to bring them home because of his kids and mine. Well, it wasn't long before he started telling women that we were just roommates, and bringing them home, which not only hurt me, but confused the kids. One day he called me to let me know he was bringing one home, and wanted to make sure that I cooked enough extra to feed her. At this point I decided I had had enough. I set his bed on fire, thinking I would just burn it, put it out, and leave. This was not the case. It quickly got out of control and nearly burned his entire bedroom and many of his personal pos essions. We are no longer together, though not a result of this incident. And only recently did he find out I did it on purpose, he thought for the last few years that it was an electrical fire. The worst part was he didn't have insurance on his home at the time, and ended up having to repair the damage all on his own. I know I should feel bad, but honestly I don't, he put me through hell, and deservedevery bit of financial burden he got...The FireStarter
back when i was married and working as a technician at a dealership they sent me to a training course in jackson mississippi and the last night we were there me and some more guys ended up at ma schumakes bordello in meridian and i still wish i could find that girl again. - signed Mexican Blackbird
i drink beeer all the time - signed 'Weakest Sin Ever'
Forgive me Father Puff, for I have sinned!

23 years ago this girl wanted to throw a party at her house because her mom was gone for the weekend. My girlfriend (at the time) and I stayed over both nights. After having sex, I was heading to the bathroom to clean up! I walked by a box of Ritz crackers and thought it would be funny to put my used condom in it. So I then took them to the pantry and put the box up. I Never told anyone what I did.

A week later the party house girl seen me at the local club and was Furious with me! Her Mom sat down one night to eat a salad and reached in that box and pulled out that used condom stuck to crackers!!!

I denied everything and blamed it on the bad boy of the bunch that was also there.. I know it was a horrible prank to do, but we was all young and done something stupid before? I never told them it was me, but I think they thought it was deep down inside. I was never a good lier.

Looking back, I know it was a horrible prank, but if I could have just seen her Mom's face when it happened :)

Signed - "Everything goes great with a Ritz" !!
So me and my ex-boyfriend had decided that we were ready to move out of my Mom's house. We moved into this really creepy guys house that his Mom used to know. Well my boyfriend got busted breaking into the neighbors house stealing larutabs and such so the creepy guy called the cops and had him escorted (heh) off the premises. At the time I was employed at the Waffle House across from a truck stop so to avoid having to be at creepy guys house all alone I decided I was going to go grab a bite to eat at work. While I'm sitting at the bar I see a relatively attractive guy staring me down from across the room. I casually walked out right after I saw him finish eating. A couple of seconds later he walks out. He immediately walked over and started talking to me. At the time I wasn't old enough to buy any alcohol so I politely asked him if he would do me the favor. Of course he says yes. A couple of minutes later I'm in his 18-wheeler shitfaced stark ass naked listening to him rant about his wife & children somewhere across America. Let's just say it wasn't my proudest moment. -sined 'Truck Stop Love'