When I got to the station today, I couldn’t believe what was before my eyes: a big, luscious weiner. It was so enormous! But as I was pulling in, the weiner was pulling out. How unfair!

The sight of it made me drool. It looked beefy and delicious. I just wanted to put it in my mouth! I wanted to take a picture with it, too. Luckily, a friend was there to snap one. Check it out.

The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile was here at the station!

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