A Day With Kate Upton [NSFW VIDEO]

Hypothetical situation: It's your lucky day - the Gods are smiling on you, and they've given you an entire day with Kate Upton. What do you do? You too?!?!?!

Terry Richardson is a superstar photographer, and these days happen to him ALL THE TIME.  And I'm sure on more occasions that I can count (I have a limited number of fingers and toes), he's done the very thing we have rolling around in our heads to an untold number of supermodels.  He's probably bored with THAT now.  I hate Terry Richardson.  But, I do have an uncontrollable urge to buy a camera.

But, I digress. So, being Terry Richardson, and being bored spending the day making the beast with two backs with supermodels, what does he do with a free day with Kate Upton?  Of course, he takes her down to the Santa Monica beach and pier in some skimpy little bathing suits and outfits and films her in a 'dream girlfriend' shoot.  And we get to watch.  And since we'll never get to do this ourselves, thank you Terry Richardson, for this faptastic moment...