Anti-Theft Sandwich Bags

I don't know about you, but in the radio business, DJs are like vultures . We will eat anything that isn't in someone else's mouth. I can't count the number of times over my career that I brought my lunch and some a-hole has eaten MY lunch, leaving me with a bag of crushed chips and my bottle of water. They of course ate my sandwich and my cookies.

Well, NO MORE!!! Observe...the new Anti-Theft lunch bags. It looks like mold, so who would want to eat this bag's contents? Of course, I ask that question in a radio station and there is some nasty bastard that would.