I’m Brandon Michael, and I love radio. I have been pursuing this fevered dream for about 20 years now, and I still wake up every morning feeling blessed that I can do what I truly love. My personal mission is to change the world into the kind of place our kids can be proud of. I love Star Wars, possibly in an unnatural way. Empire Strikes Back was the first movie I ever saw in the theater and it changed my life! I am a huge video game junkie, and have been since the original Atari. I have been married to an incredibly beautiful and patient woman for more than 10 years. Tracy is the love of my life and obviously loves me enough to put up with my weirdness. I am the proud father to a smart and funny boy named Deacon.
New App Ensures ‘Consensual’ One Night Stands
It's purpose is to make sure that your fun is fun and safe for everyone.
Snowball Fight This Afternoon in Betty Virginia Park!
Bring your thermal underwear and your best fast-pitch softball skills to the field and prepare for some serious snow-business.
Robots Can Read Better Than You
I'm not saying you can't read, I'm just saying that pretty soon your refrigerator will be able to read circles around your inadequate flesh.
Record Cold Produces Epidemic of ‘Chipped Nipples’
Unfortunately, even bundling up under layers of clothing to stay warm won't necessarily protect you from "hyperextreme nipple glaciation,"
Guess How Many Bugs You Eat Every Year
Even if you don't love eating creepy crawlies, you are doing it none the less.
World’s Most Expensive Bottle of Vodka Stolen
A single bottle of the Russo-Baltique vodka (made to commemorate the centenary of a Russian luxury car company's factory) will set you back $1.3 million!
Hottest Kettlebell Workout Ever [Video]
What the hell is a kettlebell? You won't care after you see this video!
79 Year Old Louisiana Woman Keeps Getting Drunk Calls from Canada
Louisiana resident Ruby Palermo has been receiving calls from hammered Canadians looking for a safe ride home for years - and she's not driving to Quebec to take anyone home!
Asbestos-Laden Kid’s Make-Up Pulled from Claire’s Shelves
Let's say you've decided to give it a go because you feel the little flower in your life is ready for her second face. Congratulations! Now you'll have to worry about if the make-up you bought is full of carcinogens.
Don’t Buy These Things Until After Christmas
There are several items that become hugely discounted after Christmas, and, if you're willing to fight the post-holiday crowds - you could save a bundle!
How Close is Louisiana to Getting Legal Pot?
In October, only 2 doctors had applied for the ability to recommend cannabis therapy.
We Almost Died 6 Times This Year
If you've had a bit of bad luck this year, take this as a consolation prize - it could have been much worse.