Chris Illuminati
Eel Slithers Up Man’s Penis During Spa Treatment
A day at the spa is supposed to be relaxing, but not for one Chinese man that had a beauty treatment go horribly wrong. Metro UK explains in graphic detail how one excited eel ended up in Zhang Nan’s bladder after taking the scenic route through his urethra.
Inside the Mind of the Guy in Line Renting a DVD
Wouldn’t it be fun to hear what other people are thinking? Not just friends and family but those random strangers that come in and out of our daily lives.
‘Charlie’s Angels" Annie IIonzeh — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Annie Ilonzeh is best known as Maya Ward on ‘General Hospital’ (according to people that watch ‘General Hospital’), but she has appeared on TV in ‘How I Met Your Mother,’ ‘Melrose Place’ and ‘Entourage’ and on the big screen in ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ and ‘Miss March.’
‘Top Gun’ Coming to Theaters in 3D
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Maverick, Goose and the rest of the ‘fly boys’ will land back in movie theaters in 2012 when ‘Top Gun’ is re-released in 3D.
Couple Attempting To Join ‘Mile High Club’ Triggers Security Alert
Joining the Mile High Club seems like harmless fun. Unless it’s attempted on the anniversary of 9/11 and everyone traveling is a little on edge. The Denver Channel explains making out in an airplane restroom landed a commercial jet on the ground and a couple in some hot water...
Lucy Pinder — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Lucy Pinder is a good example of being in the right place at the right time. She was discovered on a beach by a photographer in England in 2003, signed to a modeling contract the next day just because of the pics, and has become one of the top glamor models in the business. All because she took the girls to the beach. Yes, those girls. If this is the talent hanging out at beaches in the UK we are
What Happens When ‘Full House’ Meets Mortal Kombat [VIDEO]
Take the greatest fighting video game of the ’90s and combine it with the greatest family sitcom of the ’90s and you’ve got ‘Full House Mortal Kombat.’
Real Life Russian Barbie Doll — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Our crush today is, to steal an expression from our mothers, a living doll. Literally, a living doll. Little is known about this beauty that looks like a real-life Barbie except the fact she is A) real B) creepy in a sexy way or possibly the other way around and C) from Russia. WHAT A COUNTRY!
2011 NFL Season – Week One Preview
What a long, strange trip it’s been this NFL offseason. It seems like only yesterday the news was filled with talk of a lockout and threats of a fall and winter without football. It’s now all in the past with nothing left to worry about but the fate of your favorite team...
Chuck Norris Punch Is the GIF That Keeps on Giving
If animated GIFs are the cherry on top of our daily internet sundae, Chuck Norris is the fudge. These cherries and fudge are unrelated to the actual cherries and fudge that top our real daily sundaes which we like to enjoy in our large conference room covered ceiling to floor in plastic tarps. Caramel can get messy!
Back to animated GIFs, they often say the things people just can’t like: “obese pe
Pot Luck! Bystanders Grab Weed Dropped By Crashed Truck
Do you know the way to San Jose? No seriously, do you, because there is free weed on the street but it’s not going to last very long.
The Mercury News explains that a truck, illegally carrying marijuana, crashed and ended up on its side sending large bags of pot throughout the intersection. The driver hightailed it out of sight and that’s when the real fun started.
NFL RedZone Babe Anna Colwell – Crush Of The Day [PICTURES]
Anna Colwell is an actress, model, and TV host. She has co-hosted shows on TBS and appeared in numerous commercials, feature films and TV shows.