Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Funeral Home to Serve Liquor Because Booze Is a Mourner’s Best Friend
Drinks are on the house, err, the home.
Owl and Man Duke It Out in Fiercely Adorable Game of Tug of War
This rope's not big enough for the two of them.
Moron Pulls Out Rifle Because McDonald’s Ran Out of Ice Cream
There was a McFlurry of police activity last week at a McDonald's in Delray Beach, Fla.
Angry Bride Fires Gun at Groom, Proves She’s All Class
Now, this is a shotgun wedding.
Dad Who Drops Foul Ball Scars His Young Son for Life
There's nothing better than going to a game and catching a foul ball. There's nothing worse than going to a game and blowing a golden opportunity to catch one.
Man Breaks Leg During Vicious Fight With…Himself?
Rocky Balboa, he's not.
Survey Reveals the Exact Age You’re Too Old to Go Clubbing
When you hit this number, the calendar officially flips to "old."
Man Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home Confinement
This punishment definitely fits the crime.
Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911
Fast food wasn't fast enough for one angry customer.
Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.
This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.
Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?
Nothing can wipe the smile off this guy's face.
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Go Really Wrong.
Well, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.