Hometown: In a Galaxy Far Far Away.....
Birthday: 4/5/87
Sign: I don' know. I think I'm a goat
Marital Status: Single
Kids: Depends on what part of the country we're in
Pets: One dog...ugliest animal this side of hell. Her name is TC which stands for the cuteness
Favorite Artist: Alice in Chains
Gabe
Proof of Aliens in the Form of Babies and Their Plot to Take Over the World
There's a new video on YouTube of two twin babies having a full conversation . . . even though they can't talk.
Young Mary Kate and Ashley…Adorable and Racist
This video is of a young Mary Kate and Ashley and as you can see by the clip, they weren't so innocent as kids either.Mary Kate and Ashley are Racist
Morning News Blooper – Biscotti Goes Great With Co…ffee? [VIDEO]
On a morning news show in Youngstown, Ohio, a woman named Nancy from a local grocery chain was trying to explain that biscotti goes great with coffee.
Gabe’s Top List- Top Things Hugh Hefner Worries About
His fiancée might be cheating on him with Dr. Phil's son, but it turns out that's not the only thing causing the old playboy concern. Check out the Top Things Hugh Hefner Worries About.
Our President Has a Weakness….Doors
The President takes on his toughest challenge yet, the dreaded doorsPresident Obama returned from his trip to Latin America yesterday, and briefly got locked out of the White House.
Gabe’s Top List of the Day
Plastic surgery procedures were up last year. If you're thinking about gettin' some work done, I hope you don't recognize anything from this list of the Top Signs You Picked The Wrong Plastic Surgeon.
Bored? Check This Website Out. MyBadParent.com
I LOVE those pictures that float around online where a woman is taking a skanky picture of herself in the mirror . . . not realizing that her young kid is in the background.
Pole Dancing for Jesus??? [VIDEO]
There may be a good Christian message buried somewhere in here . . . but still, on the list of ways to pay homage to our good friend Jesus, this can't be very high. There's an aerobics studio in Houston, Texas called Best Shape of Your Life Studios, and they're offering a class called Pole Fitness for Jesus.
It's every other Sunday . . . for women only . . . and you have to bring a church program
Gabe’s Top Things Space Aliens Would Say After Landing on Earth
Sammy Hagar told MTV that he had been visited by aliens who downloaded his thoughts. So what if they come back? Check out the Top Things Space Aliens Would Say After Landing on Earth.
The Ultimate Survivalist
Check this dude. This guy's name is Craig and he wants to teach you everything you need to know about the wilderness....kinda.
Charlie Sheen For President 2012….WINNER!!!
A poll found that independent voters would vote for Charlie Sheen for president over Sarah Palin. Check out the Top Reasons Charlie Sheen Would Be a Good President.