Hometown: In a Galaxy Far Far Away.....
Birthday: 4/5/87
Sign: I don' know. I think I'm a goat
Marital Status: Single
Kids: Depends on what part of the country we're in
Pets: One dog...ugliest animal this side of hell. Her name is TC which stands for the cuteness
Favorite Artist: Alice in Chains
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Charlie Sheen is offending everyone…including “Warlocks”
Over the past few weeks we have seen Charlie Sheen spiral out of control and offend everybody from the Jewish faith to people named Charlie. But now, the troubled actor has offended a group of people that most never take into consideration, Witches and Warlocks...
America’s Third War….with Mexico
If you haven't been watching the news, the tension between the state of Texas and the drug cartels of Mexico are escalating at an alarming rate. Now illegal aliens and drug runners alike are running farmers off their land at the U S/Mexican border on the Rio Grande and that could affect Americas abundant food supply which is a threat to our nation's security.
Space….the Final Place to Get Drunk as Hell
As mankind takes it's next step into space exploration, we realize that we are missing one crucial element....space beer. This morning an article was released stating that two Australian companies have created this new addition in the world of alcoholic beverages. Next year, the space tourism industry is preparing to takeoff so Saber Astronautics Australia has teamed up with the Four Pines Brewery
Mardi Gras in Shreveport/Bossier City
Well it's that time again. A time where people go to Carnival and try to exercise the demons out of them before giving them up. So because of this, things get batshit crazy around myah.
Gasoline Prices=America’s rapist.
Growing up in the Bible Belt, you're taught about how things are in our society. There are three things in particular that you are not supposed to talk about in conversations with people that you don't know all that well. Those things are politics, religion, and sex, out of respect for the other person's positions on those subjects.
96 Year Old British Hooker Makes $80,000 a Year
What has the world come too? This makes no since whatsoever. There is a woman who lives in London who has been a hooker since her husband died in WW2 in 1945.
Hottest Chick on Earth….Sofia Vergara
For those of you who don't know who Sofia Vergara is, you are truly missing out. She is from South America and we will gladly adopt her. She plays on Modern Family and the soul purpose to watching that show is the fact that she wears low cut shirts the whole time...
What Men Do When No One Is Around [VIDEO]
A lot of women often wonder about what men do in their spare time when no one else is around. So, today I thought I would shed light on some of the things we've accomplished.
Royal Bliss, Bobaflex, Ocean’s Devide, and Another Beautiful Letdown tonight at the Warehouse!
Hello Minions, tonight as you may know is the Royal Bliss show at the Riverside Warehouse. It's gonna be awesome and we hope that you all can make it. They're gonna get started around 8-8:30. Check out the interview I did with the interview I did with the lead singer from Royal Bliss here...
Shows Coming up!
We have 2 shows coming up for the rockers in the ArkLaTex.
Follow up to the Polar Plunge
So that went well!!! We appreciate everyone who was brave enough to help raise money for the special olympics.
Come watch me freeze to Death!!
Hello minions. This is just a reminder that tomorrow I will be at the American Legion on Cross Lake to take the 2011 Polar Plunge "Freezin for a Reason"