Hometown: In a Galaxy Far Far Away.....
Birthday: 4/5/87
Sign: I don' know. I think I'm a goat
Marital Status: Single
Kids: Depends on what part of the country we're in
Pets: One dog...ugliest animal this side of hell. Her name is TC which stands for the cuteness
Favorite Artist: Alice in Chains
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Will Ferrell is Back as George Bush . . . Announcing That He Killed a Gopher in His Backyard
There's a new video on FunnyOrDie.com where WILL FERRELL does George W. Bush responding to the death of bin Laden . . . by delivering a message from a buffet that he killed a gopher in his backyard.
69% of Americans are Patriotic When It Comes To Choosing a Beer
America's riding a strong wave of patriotism right now, and apparently that applies to getting hammered too: When the vast majority of the country drinks beer, they drink AMERICAN.
Last Week, We Set an All-Time Record For Tornados In a 24-Hour Period
If it felt like you couldn't keep up with the tornado coverage last week, this is why.
Americans Fear a World War More Than a Nuclear Accident . . . But a Few of Us Are Most Afraid of an Alien Invasion
A new "60 Minutes" / "Vanity Fair" poll recently asked Americans what they worry about the most. Is it another world war . . . a nuclear accident . . . an oil shortage . . . or an alien invasion?
Usama Bin Laden is Dead
This morning I arose at 4:00AM like always. I had gone to sleep at 9:30 last night so I didn't know about Usama's death until I got up and looked at the news and saw the headlines.
Scientists Discover a Brand New Life Form . . . In a Truck Stop Bathroom
Here's a PERFECT anecdote about how FILTHY bathrooms can get at a truck stop.
Kid + Defective Playground Equipment + Backflip = Epic Fail! [VIDEO]
Ah youth. A time when doing something stupid doesn't really register in your mind.
A Fake Interview With the Writer of “The Fast and The Furious” Sequel . . . Who Turns Out to be a Five-Year-Old Kid
The Onion News Network did one of their fake morning show interviews, and it's pretty funny.
The Data Doesn’t Lie . . . Men Just Aren’t Handy Anymore
Our grandfathers would whip us raw if they knew how many of us have plumbers, electricians, and semi-legal immigrant handymen on speed dial.
Woman in Wheelchair Uses Lawnmower to Pull Her Around
Here's the MacGyver of handicapped people: Someone got video of a woman sitting on a street corner in her wheelchair, and holding onto the handle of a lawnmower.
A Hazmat Team Is Called In After a Man Tries To Kill Himself With Mole Poison . . . and It Gives Him the Ability To Breathe Fire
We're about to give you some information that could REALLY be misused in the wrong hands. So let's all handle this like adults and keep it quiet.
The Bed Intruder Guy Was Busted For Marijuana Possession
ANTOINE DODSON was the viral video champ of 2010. In case you forgot, he was the guy who ranted on the local news to, quote, "hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husbands 'cause they rapin' everybody out here."