Hometown: In a Galaxy Far Far Away.....
Birthday: 4/5/87
Sign: I don' know. I think I'm a goat
Marital Status: Single
Kids: Depends on what part of the country we're in
Pets: One dog...ugliest animal this side of hell. Her name is TC which stands for the cuteness
Favorite Artist: Alice in Chains
Gabe
I, Gabe, Prepare To Take Flight
This weekend I am going skydiving. This is my first skydiving experience and on a related note, the first time flying in a plane.
How Badly Do You Want To Try a Deep-Fried Cadbury Egg?
Easter has just been changed FOREVER.
The Most Dangerous Thing You Can Do Today Is . . . Sit Down
You drive to work on roads filled with distracted idiots. You walk in past the smokers and inhale their second-hand smoke. You eat a high-fat breakfast. You look at the ceiling tiles and realize they're still packed with asbestos. And after all that . . . you still haven't encountered the most life-threatening part of your day.
56% of People Admit To Talking To You From the Toilet
When you're talking with someone on the phone, and suddenly it sounds a little more echo-y on their end, do you think . . . did they just go into the bathroom? Well . . . you should.In a new survey, 56% of Americans admitted to using their cell phones in the bathroom...
Gabe’s Rejected Hallmark Cards
I always wanted
To have someone to hold,
Someone to love.
(inside card)
After meeting you ...
I changed my mind.
Billy Crystal and Helen Mirren Did a Parody Trailer For “When Harry Met Sally 2″ . . . And it Involves ‘Grampires’
BILLY CRYSTAL, HELEN MIRREN, and ROB REINER just did a parody about a "When Harry Met Sally" sequel for FunnyOrDie.com.It starts with Crystal and Reiner meeting studio executives, and the head executive loves the idea . . . even though it includes Sally's character being dead...
The Most Depressing Commercial on the Planet
Saddest song in the worldYou've all seen the commercial with the dogs and the cats looking insanely sad and they play that song about Angels in the background.
Gabe’s Top List: Tops Signs You’re on a Bad Date
Yesterday I mentioned that a British man and woman, went out on a blind date,and discovered an hour into it that they were actually brother and sister. This brings us to today's list of the Top Signs You're on a Bad Date.
Men Don’t Think About Sex Every Seven Seconds . . . A New Survey Says It’s Really More Like Once Every Two Hours
You know that old catchphrase that men think about sex every seven seconds? According to a new survey, men are a LOT less perverted than that. I mean . . . it's not even close.
Gabe’s Top List: Top Baseball Fun Facts
In honor of Opening Day in Major League Baseball, check out the Top Baseball Fun Facts.
This Goes Out to My Boy, Rymer!! Lady is too Drunk for the ABC’s
Too Drunk For ABC\'s A woman in Ohio named Nancy Bodo got pulled over on Saturday for drunk driving, and now the dashcam video of her sobriety test is a hit on YouTube.First, the cop asks her to recite the alphabet, starting with the letter D and ending with W, and she starts off strong. But she ends up skipping P, Q, R, S, T and U, then tries two more times and does basically same thing. Her se
Gabe’s Top List: Top Signs You’re at a Bad Zoo
Workers at the Bronx Zoo still can't find a giant cobra that escaped from their reptile house . . . (pause) . . . Here are the Top Signs You're at a Really Bad Zoo.