You’ll Totally Identify With This Brutally Real Christmas Card
The young lady at the center of this card speaks for so many of us.
Honest Reporter Is Livid There Are No Black Friday Lines
All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.
Stove Top Is Selling Thanksgiving Pants So You Can Be a Gluttonous Pig
Worried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.
Haunted House Is So Terrifying You Need to Sign a Waiver
There's scary. Then, there's this.
Study Reveals Blowing Out Birthday Candles Is a Bonanza of Vile Bacteria
When you blow out the candles on your next birthday cake, you may want to wish that everyone around you remains healthy.
The 12 Corporate Buzzwords People in Offices Hate the Most
It's tough enough to deal with a boss who drives you batty, but learning the lingo may require overtime.
Smart Aleck Kid Mouths Off to Fireworks-Inquiring Reporter
Kids really do say the darnedest things.
Bumbling Burglar Trips Over His Own Pants During Escape
This burglar really ought to think about stealing a belt.
Distracted Texting Woman Plunges 6 Feet Down Open Sidewalk Door
This is not what they mean when they say "flip phone."
Mom Allegedly Pulled Child’s Teeth With Pliers in Walmart Bathroom
A woman is in some serious trouble for the dangerous way she takes care of her child's oral hygiene.
Um, Why Did This Truck Drag This Sedan for Nearly a Mile?
Talk about your crowded roadways.
Motorcyclist Deftly Avoids Snake Looking to Hitch a Ride
Potholes are not the biggest threats on the roadway.