First off Mr. Cool Ice isn't.

How can you tell? Let's look at the picture and draw conclusions:

Here are the problems:

  • Chances are he gave himself the nickname
  • Mr. Cool Ice sounds too much like Vanilla Ice...and that is NEVER cool
  • He looks like a nerdy douche
  • What do skeletons and the name Mr. Cool Ice have to do with one another? Answer: NOTHING!!!!!
  • (Insert your own conclusions)