Breaking Dawn For Guys [VIDEO]

I have not seen a single Twilight movie, but every woman over the age of 14 has. I have only found 3 guys who admit to it. So it made me wonder what would make me see a Vampire love flick:
1.) Nudity
2.) Lesbians
3.) Chick Pillow Fights
4.) MILFs

And that is what would make Twilight the movie I would see over and over again...and it would look something like this: