The naked truth about Britney Spears according to the New York Post is that she is a horrible boss. A former bodyguard is suing Spears for 10 million dollars because he says that Spears sexually harassed him. She sounds like a pretty damn good boss to me.

The lawsuit alleges that Spears "made repeated unwanted sexual advances to [Flores], summoning [him] to her room at her residence for no other purpose or reason than to expose her naked or near naked body." It also states that Spears would "fart, pick her nose 'unapologetically' and fail to shower for days" as well as be doped up on methamphetamines and medicines used to treat heroin or morphine overdoses.

To me, other than her being a filthy pig, the only problem I see with this story is that he didn't bang her. I totally would have. She looks pretty good and it's Britney Spears! You could easily sell that story for millions of dollars and have an amazing tale to tell your children and grandchildren.

Of course, Brit and her people are flat out denying this story. But, if it happens to be true, where do I apply to be one of her bodyguards? I love her in a school girl outfit!