Today those of us that have jobs just got paid. Something we've all come to look forward to in order to pay bills and no more being broke and no more ramen noodles.

So naturally someone has to come and mess it all up and make us dread getting paid! We'll not really, but if your life expectancy is something you normally worry about then this is gonna suck.

Signing your pay check could mean signing your death warrent according to an economist study at the University of Norte Dame.

According to the study death rates dramatically increase the week following a payday. The three causes of death that increase the most are substance abuse, accidents and heart attacks.

Thanks economist at the University of Notre Dame for ruining the one last pure moment of happiness getting paid. Jerk.