Sex

This story really burns. A completely unscientific, but still very interesting chart suggests the worst, most screwed-up thing about Louisiana is that it boasts the highest number of reported gonorrhea cases in the US.

So, we have heard all about how we aren't supposed to text and drive. After all, it is distracted driving. However, I think I have found something more distracting...boning and driving.

Sex.  It sure is great.  But, is it OK to have sex while driving down the freeway?  Probably not.  A video has surfaced on the internet of a couple doing the nasty while driving down the interstate.  Sure, it's funny to see watch the people have sex but it's also slightly unnerving to think that someone going 70 MPH could climax at any moment.

Everybody is taking those selfie photos in front of a mirror. You got porn stars, models, the girl next door, you name it and they're out there. And in here.  Ain't it great!

Everybody is taking those selfie photos in front of a mirror. You got porn stars, models, the girl next door, you name it and they're out there. And in here.  Ain't it great!

Everybody is taking those selfie photos in front of a mirror. You got porn stars, models, the girl next door, you name it and they're out there. And in here.  Ain't it great!

Everybody is taking those selfie photos in front of a mirror. You got porn stars, models, the girl next door, you name it and they're out there. And in here.  Ain't it great!

Everybody is taking those selfie photos in front of a mirror. You got porn stars, models, the girl next door, you name it and they're out there. And in here.  Ain't it great!

Everybody is taking those selfie photos in front of a mirror. You got porn stars, models, the girl next door, you name it and they're out there. And in here.  Ain't it great!

Everybody is taking those selfie photos in front of a mirror. You got porn stars, models, the girl next door, you name it and they're out there. And in here.  Ain't it great!

Everybody is taking those selfie photos in front of a mirror. You got porn stars, models, the girl next door, you name it and they're out there. And in here.  Ain't it great!

How embarrassing is it to report to police that a stockpile of condoms, dildos, vibrators, blow up dolls and various other sex toys that were stored in your car's trunk have been stolen? Ask Chelsey Coutts. That exact scenario happened to the young woman who claimed she was planning a bachelorette party for her friend. Sure, a party. Right.