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Call the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie NoCall the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie NoOnly a dope would do this.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
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Man Who Farts With His Hands Wins ‘Finland’s Got Talent’Man Who Farts With His Hands Wins ‘Finland’s Got Talent’This man has a gas-tounding skill.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
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