For those keeping track of silly pseudo holidays - and who doesn't? - today is 'Old Maid Day'...a day to celebrate women who are too ugly, too bitchy, or too much of anything a man doesn't want to ever take part in a short, medium, or long term relationship. Or get married. Or have sex.

But nobody wants to look at pics of semi-undressed trolls, so how about we celebrate 'Old Maid Day' with some hot French Maids? A show of hands, please...

That's what I thought...