I don't know if you been to the Strip Club lately, but it seems like most of the girls are just mailing it in. No wild pole tricks, nothing crazy in the lap dance room. It sucks, and not in a good way.

But not all strippers are metaphorically sucking balls. Some are really getting after it. One Cleveland stripper was working so hard for her tips that she took a 15 foot nose dive! 

The nude faux pas occurred Wednesday at 12:40 a.m. at Christie’s Cabaret when stripper Lauren Block, 22, was giving a private dance to Pasquale Storino, 25, on the second floor of the nightclub.

According to the police report, Block fell while performing an elaborate series of moves on Storino.

“He stated that she grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of dance jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail,” the police report stated.

She is currently in serious condition with a major head injury.
I know this is a serious tragedy but hey, like the Bloodhound Gang said: 'A Lap Dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.' And you know it's hard not to leave a big tip when your lap dance leaves the girl in critical condition.