When we hear those old wives tales like "If you masturbate, you'll go blind", we generally pay them no mind because we think they are BS. And most of them probably are. However, the saying "Crack Kills" can now being taken literally.

A South Carolina man died in the backseat of a patrol car after ingesting an ounce of cocaine that had been hidden in his brother's butt.

Wayne Mitchell, 20, allegedly ate the coke to destroy evidence at the behest of Deangelo Mitchell, 23, who feared getting a long prison sentence on drug charges.

I've heard a lot of bizarre drug stories, but this one takes the cake. So, I guess, the only a couple things left to be said and that is don't drugs and never go ass to mouth....