Being a mascot is a tough job. Imagine you are stuck in a 40 pound suit of fluff and you have to dance around like a moron just to get paid. Maybe that sounds appealing to some, but NOT for me.

It gets worse if your the Banana at the Tampa Bay Rays game and you get SERVED by the "Dancing Security Guard." He's got quite a reputation, but I find this is his finest work. Even Brian Griffin would be proud.