David Cross is fat, bald and angry. We like him already. 

On top of that, he has had one of the most unique careers in comedy. The dude has been EVERYWHERE. He's been on the stage, the Ben Stiller Show, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Life Without Dick.

Plus he got busted for doing coke at the 2009 White House Correspondents' Dinner. So, not only does he have balls, he's funny as hell. Enjoy!