Forget the 4-3 defense. Von Miller is all about the fart-3 defense.

The Denver Broncos star linebacker has revealed the team fines him for breaking wind during meetings. Peyton Manning passes footballs. Miller passes gas. Everyone has a role on a team, right?

It’s the stinkiest scandal to hit the NFL since reporters got a whiff of a little thing called Deflategate. Miller broke the news to Nicki Jhabvala of the Denver Post, who clearly has a nose for news.