That's about as effed up as a fourwheeler with a sunroof.

Don Cheadle is a phenomenal actor and has starred in some great roles but I never considered him as Captain Planet. Of course, you remember the Captain as a green haired mullet hippie superhero with stupid jokes as lines (another failed attempt for the 1990's) and now there is a movie in the works but really, who would have picked Don Cheadle? Funny   Don Cheadle is Captain Planet from