21-year-old Douglas Shane Southard of Newton, North Carolina, is in the hospital and facing multiple charges after he crashed his red 1989 Camaro into another vehicle that was stopped on the side of the highway while allegedly drunk. The vehicle he hit was a police DWI mobile command center called the "Booze It and Lose It" unit. Ironically, the cops lost it because he boozed it.

The sad thing is we could sit here and make fun of this moron for crashing his car into a mobile DWI testing center, but some people won't see it that way. The average person will say "he's a f**king moron" but Lindsay Lohan will say "there's my new chauffeur." I guess it all depends on your perspective.