Let’s forget about discussing exactly why it has become some sort of pseudo fashion for young women to auction off their virginity, and let’s talk about what you would do if you were the lucky, bidding bastard that ends up winning this particular auction.

Elizabeth Raine is a 27-year-old American medical student who on April 1, 2014 intends to auction off her virginity to the highest bidder. Good lord, boys… from the looks of her, the man that wins better invest in a bottle of whiskey, some black market Viagra, and anything else he can get his hands on to prolong the experience as much as possible. Let’s be frank – the $400,000 Raine is hoping to get from the auction is entirely too much money to just go in swinging like a three-pump chump.

According to her website, Raine will give some lucky man 12-hours to transform her “from a virgin to a whore.” (We could do it in 15-minutes!) She says she is not interested in any long-term commitments – only pure unadulterated sex.

Raine says she has hired an Australian agent to handle the auction, since it is illegal in most of the United States to sell sex.

To place a bid on Elizabeth Raine's virginity click here.