We've all seen it. Fast food employees are some of the most disgruntled human beings on the face of the Earth. They work a crappy job and choose to have crappy attitudes about it. Why is that?

Well we've come up with a plausible theory. They are possessed by demons. It makes sense. They spend all day yelling at people, they hang out in hot temperatures, and you can't understand a damn thing they say. Once this was brought to our attention, we had no trouble accepting the fact that fast food people are part of Satan's Army. Check it out the next time you're going to get a burger and see for yourself.