Finally A Dating Website Woody Can Get Laid On [VIDEO]

Our Digital Guy, Woody the Digital D-Bag, is having a rough go of it. Not only are we beating him up daily for killing the fun great content on our website, but he's a socially awkward fella that just can't find anyone to love him. And even though he has many, many, many, many (I could do this all day) faults and short comings and...let's just call them 'idiosyncrasies', there is now a dating site where he could ACTUALLY pick up a woman with something other than a hundred dollar bill.