A professor at a Florida veterinary college was arrested yesterday afternoon on charges of video voyeurism for allegedly using a camera pen to secretly record images of the bodies of students on campus. Don Samuelson, 65, of the University of Florida in Gainesville has plead guilty to filming up his students skirts with his super secret spy pen.

The professor said he was filming the girls to make sure that they hadn't come to class without panties, a ridiculous defense, until you consider the ways people get acquitted in Florida. But after the judge found a virtual spank bank of porn on the device, Samuelson came clean to being a squinty-eyed pervert. He faces 6 months in prison, where the least of his worries will be if someone is wearing underwear.

Only in Florida can you be arrested for shooting someone with a camera, and walk away after shooting someone with a .357.