Forget London 2012 — This is the Olympics, Louisiana-Style [VIDEO]
Your call. The shot put, the long jump, and table tennis. Or pole, stage, and lapdance. That's what I thought. Yeah, Hope solo is hot, but I'd put 20-to-1 down that you won't see her in goal wearing nothing but a thong. And it's not easy throwing down singles from the 42nd row.
Enter the Stripper Olympics. They went down last Thursday in Broussard, LA, so you missed it, but should it happen again - we'll give you the head's up. But, entertainer Moonshine Bonanza was there, and because she was actually a participant, she gives you an inside look that you wouldn't get even if you were there: