If someone's crapping in the gym, you gotta find out who did it."

-- Producer Joe

Well, that's what happened at an elementary school in Gustine, Texas, a town about 90 miles southwest of Fort Worth.

It turns out there were many instances in which school officials found piles of poop on the gym floor.

So, to try and find out who the culprit was, students were separated -- boys in one room and girls in another. They were then told to pull their pants down for an "inspection," WFAA-TV reported.

What the hell?!

Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings