Hello, boys and girls. You know me as your friendly DJ on 99X but today I would like to talk to you about something serious. Have you ever been walking down the road or in the grocery store or maybe out in your yard and then you were attacked by a velociraptor? Me neither. But what if it did happen? Would you be protected? Not a lot can be done about raptor attacks. They're really fast and they have razor sharp claws and are generally scary as hell. Talk to your children and set up a plan to get out of the house if a raptor comes in because if you don't, you very well could end up raptor poop.