It's not funny.  It's not stupid pet tricks.  It's not some teenage douchebag trying to be the newest internet singing sensation.  It's not chicks on trampolines, and it's not today's most viewed viral video.  But in today's world, especially during the holidays, it's a video EVERYONE needs to watch.  Look, I don't get serious very often, so bear with me this once, okay???  Check it out.  What else do you have to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes?

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