Most normal people don't mess with small, harmless snakes. But some people just get off on screwing extremely dangerous, people eating animals. Those people are dumb, and here is why...

In Florida (of course), officials found a 15.6- foot Burmese Python with a full deer in its belly. The monster snake was discovered in western Dade County by contractors working for the South Florida Water Management District. The discovery was actually record-breaking - not only was the snake one of the largest ever spotted in the South Florida wild, but its prey was also among the largest ever found devoured by the species. The female deer that the snake was dining on weighed in at 76 pounds.

76 F*#king Pounds! That's both of the Olsen Twins! I haven't seen anything take that much meat in their mouth since the last Kim Kardashian sex tape!

But, if that's not enough to scare you off of screwing with large, dangerous animals just watch this video...

According to Sir Mix-A-Lot's theory on Anacondas, that dude must of had buns.