The Mighty Van Halen wrote a song about it. We've ALL fantasized about it. But, several lucky sonsabitches lived out our hopes and dreams by laying Thor's Hammer down on some sexy teachers. What I wouldn't give to be 17 and know what I know now. I still can't figure out why all these kids turn in what could possibly be the hottest chick they'll ever have sex with in their life! You should turn these chicks out, not it. Oh well...they'll regret all this by the time they hit 30. 

Debra LaFave

LaFave was arrested for allegedly boning a 14-year-old student all over school grounds.  Eventually the charges were reduced and LaFave served no jail time, but she did have to register as the hottest sex offender in Florida.

Hope Jacoby

Arrested on the final day of school, Hope Jacoby was taken in for having a sexual relationship with a boy between 14 and 17 years old. This was confirmed once a picture of her was found on the male student's cell phone. The 23 year old physical trainer at Tustin High School went free on bail, but was tried for oral copulation with a minor and unlawful sex with a minor.

lisa glide

Lisa Glide was sentenced to 5 years probation and faced up to a year in prison.  She had sexual intercourse with a 17 and a half year old boy twice.
The boy said the following:

"I feel the entire case was blown far out of proportion and reason," the victim wrote once he was a college sophomore. "I was the initiator of the contact, not Lisa Glide. I was clearly not a young child and Lisa Glide was not a sexual predator.''

Lindsay Massaro

Sussex County elementary school teacher Lindsay Massaro, 26, taught 8th grade students.
She was accused of having sex with a 15 year old boy in her car and then in her bedroom after the victim's father reported it to the authorities. The relationship was consensual. She faces parole supervision for life.

pamela rogers


Hard to believe, but true: this woman — yes, the one you see there — had a sexual relationship with a13-year-old, served nine months in prison, then violated her agreement by contacting him and sending nude photos and videos. For this, she got nine more years. You’re a 13-year-old kid, and this girl can’t get enough of you? I hate to say it, but I think your sex life is all down hill from here. Poor Bastard.

I wonder how many times he watches this video when he's alone in his bed at night?

Pamela Rogers Strip by ZachAnaSSiaN