The 2012 Summer Olympic Games, officially the Games of the XXX Olympiad, and also known as London 2012 as per the official logo, are scheduled to take place in London, England, United Kingdom from 27 July to 12 August 2012.

Before I go any further, let me make it clear that while I appreciate the talent, the effort, and the time these athletes put into being an Olympic champion - I'd rather watch my dog relieve himself on the lawn than spend a minute watching most of the events that will be running nonstop on TV for what seems like...forever...

Unless, of course, the contestants happen to be hot. and they happen to be wearing tiny, tiny, little Olympic outfits. Then, maybe, the Olympics will get 5 minutes from me. If you feel the same way (and most guys I know do), I feel it is my responsibility to inform you of the events that should be on your Tivo list so you can watch them at your convenience...in slow motion.

And since I don't have an Olympic list in front of me...I can narrow it down for you by sharing some of the Hottest Athletes That Have Posed Nude. Enjoy.

LOLO JONES - TRACK & FIELD

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NATASHA KAI - SOCCER

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TATIANA GRIGORIEVA - TRACK & FIELD

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LOGAN TOM - VOLLEYBALL

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LAUREN JACKSON - BASKETBALL

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HOPE SOLO - SOCCER

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HALEY COPE - SWIMMING

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GINA CARANO - FEMALE MMA

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AMANDA BEARD - SWIMMING

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ALICIA SACRAMONE - GYMNASTICS

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GABRIELLE REESE - BEACH VOLLEYBALL

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KATARINA WITT - FIGURE SKATING

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MADELEINE DUPONT - CURLING

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VERA ZVONAREV - TENNIS

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ASHLEY HARKLEROAD - TENNIS

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Leryn Franco - Hottest. Olympic Athlete. Ever. [PHOTOS]