As you may have heard, there is a new Godzilla movie hitting theaters in the next couple of weeks. And as far fetched and ridiculous as an attack from a huge, over grown lizard sounds, it is always best to be prepared, right? In the trailer for the new movie, it looks like the US Air Force is fighting a losing battle. But would that happen in real life? I know a lot of guys out at Barksdale Air Force Base and those guys are some tough SOBs! If those guys can't stop Godzilla, no one can right? Well, here is what the real USAF would do in the event of an attack from Godzilla!

Well, there you have it. All the Air Force needs is some segways, slingshots, bad ass airplanes, and George W. Bush.