Everywhere we turn, people are freaking out about Hurricane Isaac and all the destruction it could bring. Truth is, we're not worried at all. Why? Because we've put together our very own Hurricane Isaac Checklist to ensure we're completely prepared for what will (hopefully) be just an hour or two of no electricity and some hard wind and rain.

Download your own copy of the 99X Hurricane Check List here!

Booze. 3 days worth crap food. Guns to protect our food from bandits. Porn. Tissues. More booze. First aid kit (drugs). Smart phone (for porn). Clean socks.