We've all seen those tourism posters..."Discover the Beauty of Saudi Arabia" - where all the women wear burkas..."Visit Beautiful Bogota" - where the odds of getting capped by a Columbian drug cartel are not in your favor..."Greece...Explore Your Senses" - in a bath house full of hairy gay Greek s...

In a perfect world, advertising would be honest - like our politicians.  ANd maybe the Tourism posters would look something like this: