If You’re Gonna Be A News Anchor, You Should Probably Learn To Read.

Reading is a very important part of broadcasting. It's a fairly simple process. One that required you to go top to bottom, left to right. But lately, it seems that field reporters and anchors alike are at a loss for words and they begin to start talking like a pentecostal person at a revival. Checken Ze Tapen!!!

Field Reporter looses his mind. Now that you've watched it, we have only one thing to say, "T-T-Today Junior!!!!" Apparently he had some kind of medical issue that caused him to get disoriented. The only known cure for his condition is something called HOP, which stands for hooked on phonics.