It doesn't seem like THAT long ago I was mc-ing the amateur night at the strip club in downtown Shreveport. Every week I was (extremely well) paid to go sit at the club drink beer and watch the ladies do their thing. I saw some terrible dancers and some great ones. This video is right up there with some of the best. (no boobs though)

The thing you don't think about when you watch girls do all that pole work is the sheer amount of strength it takes to do all that. I dated a girl from up there and she told it to me like this, imagine climbing a slippery rope and hanging on with your legs and trying to look sexy.

My fat butt climb a rope? Nah, I'm good.