I just saw a commercial for the new line of Justin Bieber perfume. As far as I'm concerned, no self respecting man would ever slap his name on a line of perfume. This got me to thinking about what would drive a man to start a line of perfume. The only logical conclusion I could draw is that Justin Bieber is really a chick.

Now, I'm aware this sounds kinda crazy, but it's really not if you think about. He has feminine features, a high pitch voice, and seems to be lacking many things that make a man a man. Hell he even has a website dedicated to how much lesbians look like him. I maybe crazy, I don't think so, but to be sure I've given you all the evidence, now you decide.