It’s A Story About A Lady…With Crabs!

In a new memoir, "Life is Not a Stage," Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson recounts her life in showbiz. But the story that's getting all the press is her admission that in the 1960s, she cheated on her husband and had a one-night-stand with New York's playboy Mayor John Lindsay.

She said she knew she made a bad decision and then realized it was a really bad decision when she found out she had pubic lice. She said she "learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socio-economic strata." Lindsay sent her a note of apology and some flowers.

She should of named her book, "The Seven Year Itch" or "At Least I never Banged Mr. Brady."