Kinky And Innapropriate Christmas Gifts [PIC]
Secret Santa time is here. You have to get something, but you don't know where to start. Well, if you are looking for a list of gifts that fits that "hard to buy for" person, then wait no longer, here it is.
I'm A HO HO HO
I didn't think the saying was, "When the shirt fits". However...Meet Me Under The Mistletoe
Shouldn't that really say "Meat" me under the Mistletoe?Santa and Candy Cane Vibrators
So, Ladies, if you use this, does this put you on the "Naughty" or "Nice" list? Or Both?Deck My Balls in Your Boughs of Holly
WTF does that mean? Unless her name is Holly, I am thinking of nothing but pain.Human Santapede
This looks worse than it is? No, it is that bad.Jingle Balls
Ring Bell for service.Kmart Elf
Guys, this should turn the woman in your life on...just say, "Hey baby, want the Blue Light Special?"Lesbian Ornament
Nothing says, love like Lesbians at Christmas. (I want one of these for our tree)Pecker Hat
Hey, even Jr. gets cold too. This way we can be a grower AND a shower. The full 3", not the turtle.Santa's Lil Slut
Honestly...That puts you on the Nice List. The only requirement is that you just have to prove it to Santa.Stockings
Just make sure these are hung by the chimney with care.