Secret Santa time is here. You have to get something, but you don't know where to start. Well, if you are looking for a list of gifts that fits that "hard to buy for" person, then wait no longer, here it is.

  • I'm A HO HO HO

    I didn't think the saying was, "When the shirt fits". However...
  • Meet Me Under The Mistletoe

    Shouldn't that really say "Meat" me under the Mistletoe?
  • Santa and Candy Cane Vibrators

    So, Ladies, if you use this, does this put you on the "Naughty" or "Nice" list? Or Both?
  • Deck My Balls in Your Boughs of Holly

    WTF does that mean? Unless her name is Holly, I am thinking of nothing but pain.
  • Human Santapede

    This looks worse than it is? No, it is that bad.
  • Jingle Balls

    Ring Bell for service.
  • Kmart Elf

    Guys, this should turn the woman in your life on...just say, "Hey baby, want the Blue Light Special?"
  • Lesbian Ornament

    Nothing says, love like Lesbians at Christmas. (I want one of these for our tree)
  • Pecker Hat

    Hey, even Jr. gets cold too. This way we can be a grower AND a shower. The full 3", not the turtle.
  • Santa's Lil Slut

    Honestly...That puts you on the Nice List. The only requirement is that you just have to prove it to Santa.
  • Stockings

    Just make sure these are hung by the chimney with care.