Poor bastard! That's the first thing that came to mind when I saw a story of a man that got bitten on the balls by a deadly Tiger Snake in Tasmania. The UK tabloid The Sun reported that a one Jackson Scott, 29, from Glasgow lived through every mans worst nightmare, while squatting in the bush to take care of some business.

If it wasn't bad enough, the poor guy had to ask his buddy to suck the venom out which he promptly refused. I can't say that I blame him. His buddy did end up driving him 40 miles to the nearest hospital.

How Scott ended up surviving is just amazing! What will be even more amazing is if he'll ever be able to look his buddy in the eyes ever again.

The Sun