I can't tell you how excited I am to see this! If I can teach my dog Dexter to do this - better yet, I'll take him to driving school - I'll never need a designated driver, or a cab, again! Money in the bank. Well, okay, I'll just spend the cab money on more drinks, but that's beside the point...

The point being, someone has taught dogs how to drive! I'm not kidding! It's on video, so it has to be true, right? Meet Porter, the world's first driving dog:

 

 

 

 

Anyone know the number of a good driving school? Dexter's got nothing but time...