Metallica Meets Rihanna

Dear Rihanna,

You are hot. I am sure you know this, as we have had special "pause-and-toss" moments, which I am sure you have unknowingly shared with many guys.

The reason for my letter to you, is because you just got the 10-pole salute because your new song samples Metallica's "Wherever I May Roam". I certainly hope you treat the Metallica boys well, as we know how they are about illegal downloading.

I hope you don't mind, I have a copy for Metallica to hear, if they haven't hear it yet. They need the props, since they are aren't getting much love after their album with Lou Reed.