It used to be a visit to the Playboy Mansion could get you two things: envy and possibly a mild STD. Things aren't what they used to be. Things have really gone down hill since the Playboy Mansion now holds lame corporate parties and all you get is a lame respitory infection.

Dozens of people came down with a respitory infection after attending a party at the Playboy Mansion for a global Internet business conference.  Some even reported cases of pneumonia. 

 No comment from the Playboy Mansion and no report on any possible causes for the infection.  However, the victims said illness set in right after they saw Hugh Hefner kiss his 24-year-old fiancée.