Supposedly, allegedly...we WILL have new Tool in hand on May 22nd (or May 15th), just in time for the Apocalypse. How do I know this? Well, TOOL have been posting some pretty revealing posts on their website over the past couple months, including pictures of them in the studio, a weird, cryptic message from Maynard and this one that basically spells it out.

So, being a month away from the dawn of new TOOL, I figured I'd take this time to share some of MY personal favorite Tool tracks. I have no idea how awesome or weird the new album will be (I guess that depends on how much wine MJK drank during the writing and recording process), but whatever it is, I know it'll F**KING AWESOME! It's TOOL!